• me: *suddenly gets an incredible urge to study*
  • me: *picks up my books*
  • me: ok no false alarm

(Source: gatsbyful)

girlglue:

mom? where does swag come from?

maleteen:

my eyebrows are the source of all my power

  • how to prepare for exams: cry
  • what she says: im fine. its nothing
  • what she means: i wish you were zayn malik

(Source: quentintarantinos)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together


‏@real_liam_payne well dicks is not actually swearing in america its a big sports superstore and dick is also the name of many many men

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact